rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain, via moistbottom)


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joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(Source: meladoodle, via snotbrian)


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nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you

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versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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anoceanofmystery:

LOLOLOL


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blueklectic:

marciantobay:

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richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA