wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
sidechick: did u see the pic?
me: what pic?
sidechick: the one of us I put on insta
What should I get my mom for her bday?
a condom. maybe she won’t mess up next time.
When you make a reference and someone actually gets it
yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep