howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via confirmance)


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slomps:

Imagine being given a book with a photo of every person you’d ever met

(via confirmance)


68,041 notes




mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via confirmance)


482,718 notes




fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: slomps, via confirmance)


199,555 notes




heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

(via confirmance)


692,956 notes




theyellowbrickroad:

i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me

(via confirmance)


178,329 notes




cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

(Source: estebansraybans, via confirmance)


443,642 notes




getoffmybloghoe:

tryna get the teachers attention likeimage

(Source: freddifish, via confirmance)


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heypeasants:

so much drama in one photo


beyoncebeytwice:

i fuckin love going to football games i never know whats going on but i still love them


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gif:

*skypes u but doesn’t talk bc i dont want my family hearing*

(via confirmance)


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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

image

(via confirmance)


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